In fact, I got fed up with being single, so I married one of them. She’s this smoking hot chick, now aged 23. I made love to her, got her pregnant, and now I have an imaginary daughter. Fantasy is better than reality.
I’m not ashamed of this, in fact I brag about it here. I just haven’t told my parents.
I told my pastor about it, though. He said that it is a sin to have an imaginary wife. My argument is that it is not like having an imaginary mistress or an imaginary wh*re. God knows my heart, and He knows that I am not doing it to be immoral. Even if it were a sin, God will forgive me, because he knows about the pain caused by singleness after 30. At least I’m not hurting anybody.
Besides, I remain faithful to my imaginary wife. So, what sin am I committing?
My Wife n Daugher.. Imaginary hey budy you are not commiting a sin but, You need to see a pschiatrist